"You may have noticed we’ve started to reduce the amount of non-recyclable packaging we use to get those pretties to your door. If you didn’t then - GOOD! That means we’re like stealthy environmental ninjas with biodegradable bags." NOVEMBER UPDATE inside!
"Or better yet, grab Whatshername and tell her about the BIG NIGHT-IN! Oh, you know Whatshername! She's can be a bit much but she's such a good friend, she's always really great at remembering things and you know how much she likes to keep you all organised..."